Chuckle-worthy Cat-loving Human Mugs

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meowlzebub

Mog The Week

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

The Upholstery Consultant

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Zen Kitten

'Now I really am sick.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.