Chronically Late Fan T-Shirts

'What'd I miss?'

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Honey I'm Home

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

After hours TV.

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Mystery egg.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Late again.

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'