Chronically Late Fan Mugs

'What'd I miss?'

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Honey I'm Home

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Late again.

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

After hours TV.

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'