Chronic Condition Chameleon Pillows

"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Metropolitan Marines

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Dye now, pay later!

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"It's my side hustle."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."