Emotional Chameleon Pillows

Statue with detachable heads.

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Who left the back door open?"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Metropolitan Marines

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."