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'And I'm in constant contact with everyone involved every step of the way... Well, I left a message.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Woman followed by devices.

'Modern romance'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Body Language - Hiss!

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'