Chronic Communicator Prints

'And I'm in constant contact with everyone involved every step of the way... Well, I left a message.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Woman followed by devices.

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

The Original Online Mom.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Body Language - Hiss!

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."