Chromatographer T-Shirts

'Just relax, Greg, and get in touch with your inner chromatographer.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'C'mon get it straight.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Join me in a Martini?

Scientists are sexy

We'll have Manhattans...

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Shaken not stirred

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's a play on words."