Chromatographer T-Shirts

'Just relax, Greg, and get in touch with your inner chromatographer.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'C'mon get it straight.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Join me in a Martini?

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Scientists are sexy

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

We'll have Manhattans...

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.