Christmas Spirit Critics Gifts

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Where were the wise women?'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Elf of the Month

Snowman Tattoo

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You have the Hum bug.'

Gluten-free Santa

December Fest

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

'Can you smell carrots?'

Xmas

An Ottawa Christmas

'Thanks for the onesie!'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Santa Self Esteem.

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

Home is where you hang the lights.