Christmas Critiques Gifts

What I miss is the vulgar commercialism at Christmas time.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Rudolph Red Light District

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

'I don't like this!'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

"And this is where the magic happens."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Christmas Sale Special

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

Santa Sucks

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Baaa...humbug.

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Lighting of the President-Elect

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Spama Claus.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Wallowing in elf pity...