Christmas Foodie Gifts

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

"No, these aren't presents. This is my lunch."

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.