Christmas Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Zoom Christmas

Filming Christmas

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'He's got your nose.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Meet Santa's entourage

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."