Christmas Devotee Gifts

'It may be time to admit that the christmas holidays are over, Mrs. Holt...'

"So you can write your letter to Santa. That's why you need to learn the alphabet."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Reindeer

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Gesundheit!"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Church Restoration Fund.

Everything for a buck.

One book... One book... One book...

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa's Out Tray.

Santa and New Technology

Safe Christmas.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."