Christmas Devotee Prints

'It may be time to admit that the christmas holidays are over, Mrs. Holt...'

"So you can write your letter to Santa. That's why you need to learn the alphabet."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Reindeer

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Gesundheit!"

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Church Restoration Fund.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

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Santa and New Technology

One book... One book... One book...

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'