Christmas Cutie Pillows

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Baby rocks!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

You just keep giving.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Camel'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit