Christmas Cuddlebugs Pillows

Elves in bed

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Catatonic

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

i-teddy

James decided to stay in that night.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Christmas Cow.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

Dog with chew toy.

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"You know I hate you, right?"

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

A pair of pillows snuggle up in bed together.

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

No Yule Turn.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'

Santa delivering newspapers