Christmas Cuddlebugs Pillows

Elves in bed

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Catatonic

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Why don't you ever like to spoon?

James decided to stay in that night.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Romantic Coffee Dates

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Christmas Cow.

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Dog with chew toy.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Okay, cough.'

"You know I hate you, right?"

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

No Yule Turn.

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

A pair of pillows snuggle up in bed together.

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'