Christmas Communicators Gifts

Text Santa

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Snowman Tattoo

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Poinsettia

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

Santa's Nightmares

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!