Christmas Communicators Gifts

Text Santa

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Snowman Tattoo

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Poinsettia

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

'Big Issue!'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

Santa's Nightmares

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'