Christmas Comicker Pillows

'They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Christmas tree exchange

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Hip hop Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I won't be needing you this year."

About Santa 2017.

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Just relax, take a deep breath and tell Mommy and Daddy which plate of brownies you left out."

The Bi-Polar Express.

"I haven't been good, but I have good as a goal."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

Text Santa

No Yule Turn.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"