Christmas Comedy Seeker Gifts

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord.'

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'