Christmas Celebrant T-Shirts

Santa Party Time

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Mum, you smell like trifle!

Man United Team Christmas.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Christmas Wine

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Congratulations!

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Trick or treat?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't even think about it."

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Poinsettia

Theatrical Christmas.

Are we nearly there yet?

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

CIVICS 101

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.