Christmas Celebrant Prints

Santa Party Time

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Mum, you smell like trifle!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Christmas Wine

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Congratulations!

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Trick or treat?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Poinsettia

Theatrical Christmas.

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Are we nearly there yet?

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

CIVICS 101

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'