Christmas Celebrator T-Shirts

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

"Wicked - it's a thousand points for getting the star above the stable!"

A visit from the ghost of Christmas parties.

'I'm a big admirer of your work.'

Dressing for Dinner.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

"He's say's he's eaten 200,000,000 mince pies, drank 150,000,000 glasses of wine, eaten 300,000,000..."

"You spoil those kids."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Poinsettia

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Easter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Zoom Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."