Christmas Celebrator T-Shirts

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

"Wicked - it's a thousand points for getting the star above the stable!"

A visit from the ghost of Christmas parties.

'I'm a big admirer of your work.'

Dressing for Dinner.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

"He's say's he's eaten 200,000,000 mince pies, drank 150,000,000 glasses of wine, eaten 300,000,000..."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Poinsettia

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Easter

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!