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"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Don't even think about it."

'Do you remember when all we got was an orange and a biscuit?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Trick or treat?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

Poinsettia

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Theatrical Christmas.

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

"It's his favorite time of year."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Spring Break Monolith

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

Groundhog Day.

Are we nearly there yet?