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"No. Those are holy notes. This is Christian rock."

"This next one's another oldie."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

Cliff Richard

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"I hear we went platinum."

'Do you have any oranges?'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Manna Helper

Christian Motorcyclists Association

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'It's a girl.'

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."

Ikea Manger

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

"One of you will betray me."

Bishop rocking in his church.

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

Jericho revisited.

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'