Christian Rock Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cliff Richard

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Hildegard von Bingen

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Ray Davies

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Ringo Starr

Listening to Coldplay.

R.C.I.A.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Ozzy Osbourne

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Rod Stewart