Christian Biker Gifts

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Give Way To Cyclists

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Cliff Richard

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Promised Land Directory.

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

'Do you have any oranges?'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'It's a girl.'

Jesus was a republican because he rode into Jerusalem on a Democrat...

"Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman..."

He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

Ikea Manger

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)