Christian Biker Gifts

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Give Way To Cyclists

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'It's a girl.'

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

Ikea Manger

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.