Chore Hacker Pillows

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Lawnmower

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

Secrets of Adulthood.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Cat Chores