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Musical Ski Lift

Mr. Punch in Venice

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

Punk Rock

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Saving up for lessons.

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Ignore him he's just showing off

Eric Clapton.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'What's your fish finder say?'