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Musical Ski Lift

Mr. Punch in Venice

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Punk Rock

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Ignore him he's just showing off

Eric Clapton.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'