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"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Zane pulls the emergency chord.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

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"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Heel! Pass it on."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Guitars in Heaven

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Spring cleaning.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

Punk Rock

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Saving up for lessons.

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