Chord Challenger Mugs

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Zane pulls the emergency chord.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

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Lawnmower

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Check out this new store."

"Heel! Pass it on."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Spring cleaning.

"Here's your problem."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

Punk Rock

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Man and dog.

Guitars

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"