Choo Choo Cheerleader Gifts

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"A man and his choo-choo."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Labour Protests

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Golf cheerleaders.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"