Choo Choo Cheerleader Gifts

You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Labour Protests

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'