Cholesterol Controller Pillows

Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with a pillow that honors their health journey—soft, supportive, and full of playful spirit.

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' ... and a side order of statins.' mockup

' ... and a side order of statins.'

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"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol." mockup

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction... mockup

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets mockup

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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Extremely Practical Jokes.

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

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Sawdust.

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!" mockup

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

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'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.' mockup

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

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'What about the cholesterol?'

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'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.' mockup

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

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"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red." mockup

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

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Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.' mockup

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

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'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.' mockup

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

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'You've had enough!'

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'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.' mockup

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

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"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana." mockup

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

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Accountant sings the blues

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"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!" mockup

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

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"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat." mockup

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

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'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.' mockup

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

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A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health. mockup

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

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'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!' mockup

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

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The Walrus and the Spoilsport

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'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!' mockup

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

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I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol. mockup

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

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'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...' mockup

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

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Cholesterol Controller Pillows Collection

Cholesterol Controller Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate health-minded humor—perfect for anyone managing cholesterol with a smile.

Cholesterol Controller Prints

Decorate with inspiring prints that celebrate wellness and humor—great for the cholesterol fighter’s space.

Cholesterol Controller T-Shirts

Discover witty, health-focused t-shirts that motivate and entertain—ideal for the cholesterol controller.