Cholesterol Combatant Gifts

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'What about the cholesterol?'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'