Cholesterol Chameleon Pillows

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Football Chameleon

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Good Cholesterol.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Who left the back door open?"

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

Metropolitan Marines

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."