Cholesterol Challenger Pillows

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

Medical check-up

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Lawnmower

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'