Cholesterol Challengers Pillows

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Too much cilantro

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Please seat to be weighted.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

The cake diet.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."