Chocolate And Challenge Juggler T-Shirts

'I'm on a one month diet... So far I've lost 14 days...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

To do before Saturday...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

I think you put it off long enough.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'I'm sometimes right and I'm sometimes wrong. A positive attitude on your part is to agree with me in both cases.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

Extreme Coworking Space

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

'Attack!'

'Since the schedule reorganizing, we haven't yet figured out what to do with Harris.'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'