Chocoholic Astronaut Pillows

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Learner Driver

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I made it from a lost space probe."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Kirks & Tacos

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

Mooning Moon

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

quick back to the spaceship

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."