Chocoholic Astronaut Prints

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Learner Driver

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I made it from a lost space probe."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

Kirks & Tacos

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

Mooning Moon

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

Does this chocolate taste a bit cheesy to you

Flying Sauces

"Your sun is very active."

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

Gastronauts

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

quick back to the spaceship

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'