Chlorine Debater Gifts

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'My opponent hates cats.'

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

The book is so much better than the film..

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

The partisan cafe