Dishwasher Debater Gifts

"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Always Compatible

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'