"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."
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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Changing Minds
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Netanyahu versus Gantz
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
Always Compatible
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Like Minded
And now, for a rebuttal.
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
Global warming debate.
Move Right
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
The last word.
Approved Debate Questions
If You Can't Beat Them
"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"
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