Chit-chat Charmer Gifts

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Why we need poetry. . .

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Do you come here often?'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"Let's just do the top layer."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Dadonomics

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Social butterfly

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."