Chiromancer Pillows

A prediction.

Palm Reading

Online Dating

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

"Ding" "Dong"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Jerk Gene

Cherub on a cloud

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

be my valentine

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Foxy Lady