Chiromancer Prints

A prediction.

Palm Reading

Online Dating

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Real Estate Personals

Jerk Gene

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Ding" "Dong"

Cherub on a cloud

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

'What's the night life-like?

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

be my valentine

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Graham Norton

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'