Chinese Food Fanatics T-Shirts

'Whatever you do, get across that road ... and bring me back some Chinese.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Repletion.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

All You Can Eat

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Waiting staff

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Misfortune cookies

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Young Professional Recipe Test