Chilli Challenger T-Shirts

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"You and your daft inventions."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

Spring cleaning.

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'