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"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Much ado list"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"You have got to want to change."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"I feel a draft."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Starting is the scariest part.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"