Chilled Caterpillar Gifts

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Bad times to sneeze

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"My feet are cold."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Running out of Gas.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Snake Blogging

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Yeah, these are the twins' cocoons. Joe has always been more competitive than Fred..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Surf lift.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Winter is a gift.

Caterpilsner

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

pedestrian crossing for caterpillars

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

"An exchange programme with Guantanamo would be nice this time of year."

"Gesundheit!"

Ode to Woolly Bear.

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Sunday papers.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I think you're being a little too casual, Watkins!'

"It's not to drink. I hold it to keep warm during the parade."

"Just let me finish my drink and then we'll switch."