Chilled Beverage Expert T-Shirts

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"My feet are cold."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'By the time the artist has started work on these still life he had sadly lipped into chronic alcoholism.'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Global Warming.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Ice cubes

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

Pet Cryogenics.

Selling food out of a sleigh.

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

Cold water swimmer

'Time out- brain freeze.'

Chilled drinks cabinet.

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

"Relax already!"

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